What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

In what ways is Bollywood becoming westernized?

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is the general opinion of psychologists on Donald Trump's presidency?

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

US oil output set for first annual drop since pandemic - Financial Times

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

What are some sad truths about life?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Loons and Moons

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Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Asperiores culpa provident similique ab.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

What is the typical mentality of the Indian society?