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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:15

No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
In what ways is Bollywood becoming westernized?
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Still no good.
The Ozempic era is forcing wellness retreats for the elite to change - The Washington Post
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the general opinion of psychologists on Donald Trump's presidency?
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
US oil output set for first annual drop since pandemic - Financial Times
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Horoscope for Monday, June 09, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
What are some sad truths about life?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Loons and Moons
A Physicist Explains The Explosive Birth of The Universe's Building Blocks - ScienceAlert
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Asperiores culpa provident similique ab.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
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They put up a sign reading